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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

14.06.2025 09:01

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

They put up a sign reading

Still no good.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Why cant a narcissist admit when they are wrong?

Minds and Behinds

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

How strict are your parents?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

So they tried

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Most people aren’t following this important dietary advice. Are you? - The Washington Post

No, not a chance

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Then came..

Why do females hate MGTOW so much?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good

Hysterias & Posteriors

What is your opinion about homosexuality? Do you think that it is by nature or a choice?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What is the most gay experience with your dad?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why does he text me first but when I never text first he gets mad?

Just Forget it!

share office space ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Can we trust the Bible when Constantine and the First Council of Nicaea took out many books of the Bible and altered existing translation by removing things?

No way

Unacceptable again!

Do you agree with the characterization of Trump's trial as a "modern day Salem witch trial"? Why or why not?

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Next, they tried...

Can you share a picture of your favorite outfit and explain why you love it?

Loons and Moons

No go.

Everyone loved it.

If Trump were to lose in 2024, would that be the end of his grip on the Republican Party?

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Thumbs down again.

Do all therapists specialize in one specific type of therapy, or are they trained in multiple types?